[Sometimes I Wonder…] if GHW Bush is like “Damn, even my shitty son got to have two terms.”
ALL OF THE SLUDS AND HOARS ON THIS TUMBLRS MAKING ME SAD FOR EMERICAS YOUTH.
WHY YOU SO SLUDDY AND HOARY?
PUT ON MORE CLOSE! STOP PLAYING WITH YOUR TIDDIES AND PENUSES BEFOAR YOU CATCH A DISESE.
WHAT WOULD PARENS THINK? TEARS! ALL OF TEARS!
FOR ANYTHING YOU DO THE NOOD FOTOS AND NO REASONS!
“I LIKE BAND ONE DIRECTION. LOOK AT MY BUBES.”
“I WATCH BEE BEE SEE MOVIE SHOW SHERLOCK. HEAR IS MY TESSACLES IN DIRTY BEDSROOM.”
GOD CAN SEE YOUR BUBES! HE IS MAD AT THEM! STOP BEING SO NAKID! PUT YOUR GIANT WEENERS AWAY FROM CAMERAS AND GO CHURCH!
you can still stuff your face with all the burritos you want, just think about what the fuck you put in it. stay home and make yourself a healthy ass burrito and stop supporting those punk bitches at Chipotle. their food is garbage and overpriced. I don’t know why they bother asking people what they want in their burrito, because that shit is going to be full of rice whenever they’re done with it anyways.
yeah I said it, Chipotle makes rice burritos; they are flavor haters.
RICE BURRITOS. hey, at least they aren’t dick burritos. (inside joke)